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[Skingraft]

Lmao...

[Triple B]

1 hour ago, TheUpperHand said:

1. Tally surface area of grass that is creased downwards from the weight of an ass.

2. Divide that number by the surface area of an average ass. This number is unknown to me so it will require a study. Women I will assist with measurements. Men, you can self-report.

3. Report figure to Big 12 along with weather info, market size, and beach brochures.

4. Invitation to conference.

WTF?? No report to a P5 should ever be missing ....

 

 

[GaUSFBull]

5 hours ago, TheUpperHand said:

1. Tally surface area of grass that is creased downwards from the weight of an ass.

2. Divide that number by the surface area of an average ass. This number is unknown to me so it will require a study. Women I will assist with measurements. Men, you can self-report.

3. Report figure to Big 12 along with weather info, market size, and beach brochures.

4. Invitation to conference.

I know I posted after this, but I just re-read this and because of proper posting etiquette that I recently read about on the site, I have determined that this post meets the requirements to earn one upvote from me.  

 

Well done, sir.

[JTrue]

4 minutes ago, GaUSFBull said:

I know I posted after this, but I just re-read this and because of proper posting etiquette that I recently read about on the site, I have determined that this post meets the requirements to earn one upvote from me.  

 

Well done, sir.

His post did not include a reference to Publix, therefore, I can not concur. 

 

*I would also like to amend the original etiquette rules to add that any reference to liking a cuban sandwich more than a media noche will result in stern down vote. 

Edited April 19, 2016 by JTrue

[GaUSFBull]

I stipulate that the omission of Publix as mitigating evidence for Big 12 admission is egregious.  

However, in my humble opinion, the measuring and study of women's asses is an entirely noble pursuit and worthy of affirmation on its own, thus justifying the upvote.  

To the poster in question: you must never omit Publix from future reports ever again.

[TheUpperHand]

There are 25 Publix locations within 10 miles of the UCF campus while only 20 within the same distance of the USF campus. Advantage UCF? NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!! USF is redoubling its commitment to providing quality subs and groceries to the University area by building the nations first on-campus Publix.

Plus I heard Scott Frost is a Subway guy, so yeah...

Edited April 19, 2016 by TheUpperHand

[JTrue]

2 minutes ago, TheUpperHand said:

There are 25 Publix locations within 10 miles of the UCF campus while only 20 within the same distance of the USF campus. Advantage UCF? NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!! USF is redoubling its commitment to providing quality subs and groceries to the University area by building the nations first on-campus Publix.

Plus I heard Scott Frost is a Subway guy, so yeah...

Please... Scott Frost gets his subs from Winn Dixie. 

[GaUSFBull]

I heard he was a gas station Blimpie man.

[JTrue]

Just now, GaUSFBull said:

I heard he was a gas station Blimpie man.

Pre-made. He grabs them from the fridge case with a packaged pickle.

[TheUpperHand]

Actually, considering Eugene is a couple hours south of the hipster capital of the U.S. (Portland), his sub of choice is probably poached chicken, strawberry, mint and lemon creme fraiche on ciabatta.