Maybe he accidentally walked through a wormhole in a parallel universe where this actually happened?
I do think if the ACC wants to attempt to compete with the cross country mega conferences, that they should snag Utah, SDSU, CU, Ok state, t tech, Baylor, WVU, usf, UConn. (After losing FSU and Clemson and UNC)
BXII snags MWC and AAC teams. Also, Kansas to B10, and BYU goes back to independence.