Ha, Ha of the Day 8-5-2014 (SFW)

[TyBull]

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen   Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?

 

"No," said her husband.

 

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

 

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

 

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

 

"Uh......no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

 

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

 

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

 

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

 

He said "No - Not yet!

 

She said ...... "Go look in the garage.

[charsibb]

 

Did NOT see that coming!