LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....

[BULLO12]

  A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use

  the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

 

  Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my

  granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

 

  The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the

  word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

 

  Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see

  RockCity and I was fascinated.'

 

  The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you

  to use the word 'fascinate.'

 

  Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because

  she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally

  decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',

  so she called on him.

 

  Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but

  her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'

 

  The teacher sat down and cried.

[usfbulls2004]

zing!

[Sunil]

that little johnny gets me every time... 

[Bull Martin]

That kid is gold.

[Feld44]

This kid is non-stop!!!

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."