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Hopefully all the naysayers can now see our strategy. When you force your opponent to score touchdowns on every drive, their punting unit loses its skill. Then when they have to punt, that's when we attack! Woohoo!

Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa to all. May you all find a Publix sub, some wins, and a shiny new stadium under tree!

Exactly! It's been a while since we've had a sideline celebration, so this might be a decent substitute.

I was hoping they'd fire him during the broadcast so we could see the note being delivered. Kind of a reverse Gatorade shower.

When does everyone think we should use our last timeout?

Bold move by CCS there calling that timeout. Bold! Keeps his job for another 45 seconds or so.

We're not good at those either.

Because the possibility of an all out brawl is all that's keeping the refs interested in this game.

Ah, 3rd and 27, a situation that we have plenty of experience in. Sadly, this isn't a joke.

The least they could do at this point is change the nickname from Bulls to Masochists is honor of us fans who continue to watch this mess.

By the "a" team, are you referring to the one and only Ryan Leaf?

So far we've scored zero, and sadly, that's more than I thought we would.

Anyone know why we're lining up in the shotgun so much tonight if noise is such an issue?

I can't believe we're going to get the ball! I thought this would never happen again.

How in the world do we allow that conversion?